March 2012
C'mon, kiss my battery.: SHELBY REMEMBER WHEN YOU... →
braidedmistermoustache:
braidedmistermoustache:
wouldyoudropyourpantsifi:
braidedmistermoustache:
wouldyoudropyourpantsifi:
braidedmistermoustache:
wouldyoudropyourpantsifi:
braidedmistermoustache:
wouldyoudropyourpantsifi: YEAH YEAH. LUCY. SHUT YO BEAUTIFUL FACE BEFORE I…
…quit using fancy terms. (I have no idea what the fuck that even means)
Shelby, sound it out slowly....
Let me be with you~
wouldyoudropyourpantsifi:
Yeah no seriously someone come break my bed with me tonight
Put two names in my ask and I'll tell you which...
fostertheginger replied to your post: It’s one of those kinda nights :/
what’s up missy?
It’s not so much a bad night as it is a yvonneisreallyaloneandhornykinda night :c
It's one of those kinda nights :/
benjihasalighter replied to your post: benjihasalighter replied to your post:…
Damn my mother and her overprotectiveness! :/ When I has a car of my own!
Save up then kiddo!
benjihasalighter replied to your post: Ahzkwhsoabslzbapsbsodjalqbs BENJI
Apparently not. But you should show me sometime. ;)
That would require you being within touching distance mister
Ahzkwhsoabslzbapsbsodjalqbs BENJI
Ohsweetbabgjaysisonhighheavenlycloudsyouhavenoideahowmuchiwanttooooooooooooooooooo
Hi, my name is yvonne
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand fuck :/ ……..
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Yeah
fostertheginger:
drawsonwallswithcrayons:
consultingdiddler:
question to my male followers
what does your penis do when you take a bath?
like…does it float or
I wanna know now
and the “strangest question about my manhood” award goes to…
Hey. I still wanna know!
February 2012
consultingdiddler:
question to my male followers
what does your penis do when you take a bath?
like…does it float or
I wanna know now
I'm gonna die tomorrow
1. I’ll prolly be running on 4 hours of sleep if not less
2. 8 hour day tomorrow
3. It hurts to walk or stand
fostertheginger replied to your post: benjihasalighter replied to your post: Got up to…
YOU’RE FALLING APART MISSY! QUICK, WE NEED THE CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS STAT
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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benjihasalighter replied to your post: Got up to go pee
Well that sounds like sooo much fun. Did you manage to make it there and back without more incidents?
Noooooooo :/ my hip gave out while getting back into bed
Got up to go pee
Fell out of bed due to my elbow popping and thus losing support
Why is it that the nights where I have to go to...
The Dirtiest Skittles Commercial Ever. →
Found a link Devon!!!
Fuck.
Sounds like a lovely idea, but besides that, what’s wrong dear?
fostertheginger replied to your post: Out of all 29 of those bullets,
….this statement makes me morbidly curious, yet at the same time, i’m questioning if i want to know xD
Ask away~ I has no shame
fostertheginger replied to your post: fostertheginger replied to your post:…
regardless, they’re fun to play with :3
Exactly! :D
Out of all 29 of those bullets,
I haven’t done 11 of the things
I’d be a perfect lesbian, I know how to treat a girl and I like boobs.
But I waaaaaay prefer dick than vag on mine~
(no offense to lesbians and all)
fostertheginger replied to your post: Boobboobboobboobboob
chesticleschesticleschesticles
Doesn’t have the same ring to it :P
Boobboobboobboobboob
When I'm bored, I poke my boobs